There’s not much good to be said for being in lockdown for the past couple of months. Then again, it has helped me nail a few unfinished...

He’s not permanent mind, we just booked him for the day to assist us on our recent ‘funny footballer’ stills shoot with ace COY!...

My book (‘Unleash the Power of Puerility’, since you ask) MUST be nearly finished. The evidence is in the empty chair in the COY! office,...

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, to all of the lovely patient people waiting for my book to thud onto their doormats...

I’d genuinely fallen out of love with advertising awards. Thinking about it, I hadn’t entered any major ones for the best part of this...